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Noun: blitz-wank - a wank that should never exceed more than roughly one minute. Any longer than that and it can no longer be classed as a B.W. Verb: to blitz-wank - the act of furiously masturbating so as to achieve and orgasm in a very particular time constraint. For the gentleman who just needs to get something out of his system in a record breaking time.
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