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This term originally died out with the extinction of the Western Maryland Pygmy sometime around the 5th century BC; however, recent sightings in the mountain country of Frederick County, Maryland have necessitated its resurgence. 1. A penis so small that it periodically turns inside out. 2. A penis so puny that it's sometimes bruised by the testicles. 3. A penis so miniscule that it can best be seen through the corresponding gaping dumas.
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