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Missouri is home to many rivers, including the large Missouri River. The Missouri Canoe Blow involves a large/overweight naked man (must be 250lbs+) standing or treading [in the middle] of a river (preferably the Missouri River). Whilst waiting for the recipient of his penis, a different person - usually female - is released into the current of the river (going downstream). The recipient, generally naked as well, makes her way down stream using the front crawl if necessary, heading directly toward the erect penis. The man, upright, is [perpendicular] to the recipient, and the recipient floats toward the penis, smoothly inserting it into her mouth upon reaching it. This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the [temperature] is below 60 degrees.
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