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the truth is if you want your girlfriend to notice your dick, you must show her the truth.... I assume you are dating and if so your on your way to result, see there's a 100% chance she will acknowledge with stunning results. one day when she is coming over for dinner you will get a call from her telling you she is almost there, at this time you must strip naked and stand tall for when she walks in you will know the truth.. you can get 2 results, you straight up pop an Insta-bone as she glimpses at the monstrousness thing and then slams down upon the truth set until she finds a bigger one or you go limp... Then Your Fucked.
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