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A person who is plastered out of their mind. MUST include: -stumbling/biffing hard -flashing/mooning -hitting on ANY strangers/hits up guys for drinks -slutty behavior including lack of clothing and unwillingness to cover up -vigorous and energetic body movements in tandem with any music in conjunction with clothes falling off -telling people repeatedly that you love them -repeatedly saying that you aren't drunk or "I'm gooood" -sipping a mickey with no chase -MUST LOVE VODKA and TEQUILA TIME -refusal to believe the next day that you were Christine-drunk -uses the simple explanation: "I'm just having fun!" -MUST lose at least one personal item each party night -may include stride of pride... or walk of shame the next morning
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