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\doosh-ish-en\ n. An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent. Common Characteristics of Douchicians: - the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians - douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate - most douchicians have shaggy hair - douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors - douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians: 1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex 2. Wonderwall - Oasis 3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's 4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin 5. Time of Your Life - Green Day
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