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a cigarette, smoke or type of smoking tabbacco. Usually used by 'closet smokers' or sometimes smokers. Since other people dont understand what it means. A schmee is something sacred and underappreciated. One must NEVER joke about the act of sschmeeeing because the said schmeer may get really offended and angry. You never joke about that..
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