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When your Japanese wife or [girlfriend] wakes you up [in the morning] to have sex, but neglects to tell you she is having her menses (& it's extremely thick). She pounces on you like dive bomber over [battleship] row. When she's done she casually gets up without saying a word. Then much to your surprise you discover ur lap is a bloody mess. Surprise + bloody mess = Pearl Harbored.
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