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Fill a condom with Love Juice or Skeet, put that bad [mother fucker] in a freezer, wait until that bad boy is frozen, and use it as a Dildo to make all your nasty fantasys real as a [motherfucker]. Artic Love Tubes are the best way to get a bitch nice and wet before you fuck her brains out. It is a smart idea to run the Arctic Love Tube under warm water because the [freezer burn] is gonna feel like razor blades in your bitches pussy. Warning: The Arctic Love Tube is for only the baddest bitches and the nastiest freaks. Not for bitches who cant take a good fuckin. The Arctic Love Tube was invented by Bear Gryls in 2005 when he was left in Yellowknife Canada with only a condom
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