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The lamest opening line imaginable, especially when used to greet a stripper in thigh-high leather boots with six-inch heels. Typically used by (1) men with no game whatsoever (2) [closet homosexuals] making an overt attempt to appear hetero and (3) asexual men who, like [closet homosexuals], want to appear interested but are actually more interested in model trains than tits and ass. May also be used clueless men who do not realize that [conversation] is unnecessary and cash alone will cause her to shed clothing like a molting snake and dry hump you like there is no tomorrow.
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