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A TP is a skeletal creature, which smells of coffee, fags and wee. It resembles Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and lurks in light environments such as offices. It has an extremely sarcastic sense of humour and has a heart made of cold stone. No one actually knows what the abbreviation 'TP' stands for but it has been said it could stand for. Total Prat, Tiny Penis, Telephone Pole (due to it's thin appearance)
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