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A fad created and perfected by Conan O'Brien, intended for those who are similarly pale and red-haired. It involves the said ginger spending months growing out facial hair. When he finally meets someone shameless enough to have intercourse with, he shaves his beard and collects the trimmings. Finally, he climaxes in the said shameless one's eyes, causing a squinting similar to an Asian's eyes. Finally, he blows the beard trimmings into her eyes where they stick to his feeble residue, causing a scratching and burning sensation in her eyes, much like being sandblasted.
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