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The simple fact of reality which states that whenever one is in a hurry, one or more of the following effects are experienced when driving a car: -Chance of encountering consecutive red lights is increased. -When in an intersection, chance of having a left turn larry in your line is increased. -Chance of getting stuck behind an extremely conservative driver or a naturally slower vehicle is greatly increased. Basically, the Murphy's Law of driving. If you need to get their fast, you're going to get their less quickly.
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