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A measure of a man's worth. Dicksum (in) = 0.75 * Length + 1.25 * Girth Girth = pi (3.14) * diameter In the Dicksum equation, girth is weighted more heavily than length as length is somewhat overrated. Average Dicksum = 10.25 inches
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