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The trivial game in life called 'Who's Your Daddy?'. Multiple partners with loose commitments 9 times out of 10 lead to an "accidental" planned blessing. Often, it is a lotto trying to figure out who the real Daddy is, and is discovered once the child has developed strong physical characteristics. The most vulnerible target to be initially labeled "Daddy" will earn a higher gross income and an ability to be extremely gullible. The poor lad has no idea he's a sucker of the game 'Who's Your Daddy?', and no one has the heart to tell him. Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr. Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow* Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?! Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning* Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me? Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off* Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".
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