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Made for bogans and grandmothers this "vehicle" is based on the flaccid 1.3L ride-on lawnmower engine. A combination of this and the shopping-trolley chassis makes for an underwhelmingly characterless, cloying, colorless, commonplace, dead, drab, drag, drudging, dull, flat car. Often these characteristics are reflected by the driver. Brown wagon variances are known as Blueturds. Drivers of these have been known to exhibit homosexual tendencies. Beware these mullet machines on the road as they may block entire roads with flat tires, exhaust fumes as they have a tendency to roll.
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