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Since all you retarted people out there who say I can't name names are so mentally retarted, I'll give you a REAL definition for once.OK, so there is a girl at my school named Nirvana Almon. She is the girl I mentioned in the 39th definition of "crush." As you can tell if you are not fucking disabled, I got a serious crush on this girl. But guess what? She doesn't know I'm THERE! And when she does she probably thinks I'm a stalker. This whole ordeal got me cutting.
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