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A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a [Fanfiction] writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile. It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this. Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) [hardwood flooring]. They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair. They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short) "Invented" by xXKanpekiXx ([Fanfiction] & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.
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