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The Bacon Tuxedo is like the joke The Aristocrats in that it is the grossest, nastiest sexual deviance imaginable at the time it is dispelled. It is not so much one sexual position as it is many with some sort of a wild story behind it and a bit of pizazz. It is up to the story teller just what positions and fluids are involved in the act so long as it is improvised and original. The teller begins by stating "I was giving this girl The Bacon Tuxedo the other night". This will usually be followed by someone asking, "What is The Bacon Tuxedo?" Then you follow with your version and end with, "and that my friend is The Bacon Tuxedo."
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