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Maximilian is someone who pretends to like you and then decided you aren't good enough. All Maximilian's tend to be assholes who think they're better than others when in fact they aren't. Once you do fall in love with a Maximilian it is hopeless. The problem with them is that they are charming and can make you believe anything they want you to believe. Your best bet is to keep away from them and not let them get to you. Otherwise you will be cursed for the rest of your life because you will not be able to forget him. He will turn you into something you aren't. He might seem like the guy of your dreams but in the end all he wants is sex. Women do not need Maximilian's in their lifes. The crucial point is; if you do have a Maximilian in your life, never tell him how you feel about him. He will crush your heart into a million little pieces. This word can also be used as a synonym for any of the description above.
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