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Stupid Texan Squirrel Favorite food: Nuts!!! Breeding habits: all year round 24/7 Personality: This squirrel loves nuts more than any other squirrel. It is also much stupider than the red or grey squirrels and always gets eaten. Breeds constantly.
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