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The absolute sexiest, smartest, most heroic name that can be bestowed upon a man. Meaning "King" and "Protector of the domain". The 95% of the unknown universe, theorized to contain dark matter and dark energy, is actually hammer-space for Enrico's extra penis. Warning: NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH. HE KNOWS JIU-JITSU. Legality: In the event you are to meet an Enrico who is not omnipotent and well endowed, He must be punched in the testicular region and told he is adopted, as punishment for not living up to the name, so honorably bestowed upon him.
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