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A mammal who is exceedingly large and miserable. Proud owner of a skin tag farm. Prodigious amount of ear wax, also know to eat sauce and leftovers from his shirt when in a restaurant. Worst ever in car business. Fond of saying "you are taking me out", throwing bibles out and telling employees how much they suck. Worst breath ever. Recently blown out. Frequent visitor to Golden Corral. Douchebag.
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