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The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s), and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis. This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head) Exceptions: Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the more extreme. No Blacks. (they'll never win) No Asians. (they'll always win)
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