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A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart. The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.: 1. Face 2. Legs 3. Ass 4. Boobs 5. Brains 6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6) N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity. Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60. Result analysis is as follows: 50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr 40-50: Hot 30-40: Still probably hit that 20-30: You'd have to be drunk 10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide 0-10: Run the FUCK away!
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