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Males by the name of Clark are among the most irresistible beings on the planet. Clark is very well-rounded: a model citizen, a tremendously skilled athlete, a virtuoso musician, and as if that weren't enough, he has devastatingly good looks. Although you may typically find Clark looking ultra suave in a tuxedo, crowds gather when he goes shirtless to catch a glimpse of his chiseled Greek-God-like body. Clark is a friend to a diverse group of people, but all are envious of him, and wish to someday be like him, though he is too modest to take note. Unfortunately, Clark does not date; whether he just hasn't found a worthy enough specimen to court or has too much fun doing manly things with his friends is still t o be determined. Either way ladies, you are out of luck when it comes to Clark. Good luck trying to obtain the unobtainable!
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