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a tan italian male (female = guidette) who walks around talking too loud about unimportant shit, usually blurting out ignorant or completely retarded statements, such as "hand me that fork so i can fix this power outlet.." or "my tanning oil leaked all over my extra small condoms and seriously compromised their structural integrity, but im going to use them when i have sex with my equally stupid and obnoxious guidette girlfriend anyways!" note: guidettes, although the dumbest form of sluts, are good for temporarily sheathing your cock, although there have been many reports of tripping and falling into an italian womans snatch, so watch out!
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