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Playing Counter-Strike when suddenly attacked by a real life cockroach. Usually, the victim jumps on to her desk chair to escape the cockroach's evil grasp. After about 15 minutes of screaming bloody fucking murder, the cockroach has lost all hearing and is now flying around blindly, hoping something will crush it to end its misery and stop the deafening screams. Instead of killing the cockroach and going on with her Counter-Strike Cal-I pug, the victim should then proceed to fall off her chair and break her fucking arm.
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