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A person who thinks they know everything when in reality they know nothing. A person who has an opinion on everything yet the opinion is always wrong and their opinion often changes to mirror someone else's opinion because they have no self esteem or social skills. A person who wears business casual attire to work while everyone else dresses in jeans and t shirts. A spazz. An adult who rides their 10 speed bicycle to work. A person who claims to be the most interesting man in the world when in turn all their experiences in life are untrue. A person whos idea for fun is owning an oxygen bar. A person who would attend college and not party but drive people home in a golf cart sober while avoiding attacks by drunk frat guys.
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