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In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress: Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient) Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in Visit the southern hemisphere Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle Zookeeper tips: -if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92 -the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease -snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode -get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
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