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The beavpoon is an accelerated hybrid version of the beavcoon (half beaver/half raccoon legend), only with the added allure of possum characteristics. There has been no film or photographic evidence of this ellusive creature to date, however, eyewitness accounts claim the border of Santa Monica and Los Angeles to be the epicenter of beavpoon territory. It is believed that the food truck revolution in the area contributes to beavpoon origins, providing nutrients and the proper vitamins for it to flourish, remain powerful and virtually undetected. Beavpoon enthusiast Jill Vasky aptly named the creature in 2010 due to exhaustion at work.
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