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Dictator perpetuus of Texas come November 2nd and the future president of the United States with Sarah Failin as his veep. He won in 2006 with a whopping 39% of the vote. He rode in on Dubya's coattails. A vote for Rick Perry is a vote for Bush. Unfortunately, the shit-kickers and suburban retards think Bush was the greatest president ever since Ronald Raygun. Despite what Perry says, Texas is a de facto sanctuary state that is billions in the hole with a piss-poor education system. We barely escaped from the financial crisis due to the fact that Texas has been immune to economic collapse since the 1800s and Perry had nothing to do with that. Hitler would have been in office less than Rick Perry if he wins this year. Remember to vote for Bill White on November 2nd. He may not have the greatest hair, but at least he's not a slimeball bastard.
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