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A person who keeps another's ass clean and prepared for anything for a high fee of 20 dollars per hour. An ass maid, ass secretary, ass manager, or ass cleaner. Angelina Jolie has an assclerk, but she hasn't needed it for the past few years. Carrie Underwood has a great assclerk, by the name of Paul.
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