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When a man is depressed for the following reasons: 1.)Favorite pet died 2.)Just discovered he's going bald 3.)Fav sports team just lost in the championship game 4.)Denied a raise 5.)Lost all his investments 6.)Girlfriend/wife left him and took the dog
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