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new canaan is a town of rich preppy bitches who think they're the shit because they have money. i live in new canaan and my whole life ive just wanted to leave there. the girls dress in abercrombie and juicy couture walking around with high wasted skirts, while the boys try to be black although less than 1% of new canaan is actually black. they have no idea what the real world is and is scared to go to stamford. the moms are all hot because its all botox and fake blonde hair, always going for manis and pedis with thier children starting at 4 years old. most of nc moms dont work and if they do its in real estate which isnt even a real job..they just do it to say they work. they spoil their kids and buy them range rovers whhen they turn 16. in one word new canaan is full of homos.
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