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A goober is not generally a funny person. It (can not be referred to by sex as they are asexual) love video game t-shirts and typically can not hold a normal conversation with a NON-goober. They also think Linux is the only operating system worth using and love telling you that in way too many words. Usually engineer/physics/computer science (or in goober speak comp sci)/math major - for college level goobers. For "professional" goobers they like to carry pocket protectors and go to comic book conventions. Note: Usually do not shower more than once a week due to extensive playing of WoW maps on Starcraft 2.
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