Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
The semi-evil younger brother of Neptune, Lord of the Sea. He is much less well known in ancient folklore, but is known to have spoken with a pronounced lisp. While the symbol of Neptune is the three pronged trident, Kreptune was bestowed with the lesser two pronged bident, a smaller version of which is now used to skewer olives for cocktails and the like. Kreptune is the nerd of Roman Mythology, never quite keeping up with the rest socially.
Text fits
Save
Cancel