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The main character and father from Family Guy. Peter is a fart champion as seen many times in the show. Peter didn't get gas until age 30 but has been making up for it ever since with lethal, putird farts. Memorable Moments: In "The King Is Dead" Peter rips a long fart onstage, causing the audience to clap (although some passout from the stench). While inside a small plastic box, Peter ripped a mean, morning fart causing himself to passout. In "Play It Again Brian" Peter wakes up from a hangover and greets the day, along with poor Lois and Brian Griffin, with a long beer fart which stinks up the whole hotel room. He once defeated fuckhole Micheal Moore in a bathroom showdown. But his favorite target is Meg. Peter has farted on Meg countless times, a few times up her nose, once in her open mouth and once chasing her around the kitchen before she threw up. But Peter's best moment when sharing his gas with Meg is in "Bango Was His Name-O". He locks Meg in a car, windows up, with him. He procedes to fart many times forcing Meg to "love the gas". She eventually passes out and Peter adds one more fart to her face before leaving the gas chamber. Peter Is Without a doubt A FARTING GOD!!!!!!!!

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