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A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms: 1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage. 2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
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