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A disease most commonly associated with the symptom of self-obsession. It can be contagious, especially when being around Zach for long periods of time. Accelerated cases yield more severe symptoms, taking the form of shiny clothing, refusal to smile in pictures, constant use of made up words, and an overall delusion of self worth. Unfortunately, there is no cure.
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