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When a [depressed] man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched [tube socks], lays on the cold tile floor and [masturbates] whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers. All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
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