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A atrocious, lewd, deranged and perverse homosexual act of the utmost vile matter, preferably performed on minors under the age of 18; more specifically 4-6 year olds, as taught by the evil occultist song 'Teach Me How To Dougie' by Cali Swag District and Stephanie Meyer also known as the Cali Fag District and Supreme Dark Overload Meyer who are international terrorists and renowned members of the Illuminati bent on desecrating every little child's virginity by means of anal sex. a favourite "treat" for all twilight readers. 2. also an abnormally thick, deformed, irregularly shaped and coloured male genital averaging a size of 36 feet long and 8 feet wide decorated with rainbows, unicorns, and sparkles; usually a trait of homosexuals and twilight readers.
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