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The HFU, or HAZARDOUS FOOD UNIT is a unit of measurement used to rate and compare foods, especially crappy foods. * The lower the measure the better. * Below 1 is OK * Above 1 your body is taking a hit. * Given the demonstrated creativity of 'food scientists' there is no upper bound. Examples: Orange => ~ 0.2 HFUs Good chocolate (in moderation) => ~ 1.1 HFUs Twinkie => ~ 20 HFUs
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