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When a lie or excuses is so blatantly [ridiculous] and [unbelievable], the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python [dead parrot] sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.
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