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Created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker's sagging belly, providing support to his ageing mass of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. A testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker's hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.
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