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The ancient philosophy that in order to attain true enlightenment one must live by the following rules. 1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too. 2.Spend the money you save on crack and crack whores. 3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities. 4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.
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