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1. shove one chopstick up your ass and another down your urethra 2. hang day old bananas from the ceiling by a string. (make sure the string hangs the banana at face length... you'll see why in a minute) 3. blindfold yourself 4. walk around and pretend those very bananas are erect penis's as they slap your face ever so.
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