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Detailed explaination of divorce in plain English: Divorce 101 (D)addy getting screwed out of his life-savings. (I)rate mommy packing up daddy's belongings, putting them out on the doorstep. (V)endettas marked by malicous acts of revenge. (O)rnery bitches who are hell-bent on destroying your life, making these derogatory remarks about your sex-life to their girlfriends. (R)ich, powerful attorneys making an absolute fortune off your hard-earned money with these mounting legal bills. (C)onstant nagging from an ex-wife to a deadbeat father for his refusal to pay any child support. (E)xcessive alcohol consumption to ease a beleaguered man's pain.
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