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The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late. Shitometer readings - 10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse! 5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10. 3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
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