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Boner Appetitties is the fanciest and most prestigious restaurant in town. It was founded by men for men (Although women are allowed if they are into this kind of thing). Boner Appettities offers a large scale of delicious and scrumptious 5 star meals being served by attractive women wearing nothing but lingerie. The women act as proper ladies should and there is to be no touching by the customers. If the ladies do their jobs well, the customer should not feel as if any more interaction needs to take place.
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